Dumb Shit People
Fuck Advertising
Example:
LADY: "The Ab Lounge got rid of my pot belly. If it can do that it can do anything."
You are a dumb whore. Can the ab lounge love you? Can it solve the problems of World Hunger and War? Can it move you like I moved you that summer night years ago in Mexico City? No. The Ab Lounge cannot, in fact, do anything but work your abs. And frankly I am sick of people and their goddamn exaggerations.
It reminds me of the time I fought 27 ninjas, using only my feet. Backwards.
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