An Open Letter To My Balls

Dear Scrotum and your Inhabitants,

You rock. I love that no matter where I am, you are always there, just hanging out. Whenever I am in need of a friend, you are there. You guys are awesome, and I want the whole world to know.

I love you, balls. I even love the crazy big vein you have as well as the big krinkle you have on the left nut.

Love,
Ian