My Bum is on The Swedish

While walking down the north end of Broadway, up by Swedish Hospital I saw a camera crew filming a man standing at the hospital's sign. He was rubbing his butt against it. As I approached I saw that it was none other than Tom Fucking Green of MTV and film fame. I smiled at him as I was walking by and he started to talk to me.

TOM: Excuse me sir, Do you remember me?

ME: Yeah. I remember you.

TOM: I'm rubbing my bum on things. I did it ten years ago. It was really popular. Do you remember it?

ME: Yeah, it was really funny back then.

TOM: So now I'm taking a trip down memory lane. (While rubbing his ass on the Swedish sign) My Bum is on the Swedish.


Then he came over and we had a little chat. He seems like a nice guy. One thing I did not know about Tom Green is that he is a fucking giant. He must be 6'6" or 6'7" at least. I felt short standing next to him.