Family Matters and 30 Rock

Two shows that I love, and partially because of the women in them. I was watching Celebrity Rehab with Drew (and Dr. Drew) and Danny Baldwin is on the show. Furthermore, there is the guy from taxi (wonderful show, really, and with Danny Devito and Christopher Lloyd [played doc in "Back to the Future"]) Jeff Conaway, China and Brigitte Nielsen (who both appeared on The Surreal Live together[China was a WWF wrestler and has a penis clit from the steroids and Brigitte was Sonya in the film Red Sonya{with Arnold Schwarzenegger}.]). There's also some pornstar drunk, some fucking punk, and Jaime Foxxworth from Family Matters (and porn).

Danny Baldwin reminded me of his better brother, the one I like waaaaay more than him, Alec. I think that Alec Baldwin is a fine actor and a fine man. He was exceptional in the Shadow (better than Billy Zane in the Phantom) and in 30 Rock he is f-uck-ing spectacular. And instantly I am reminded of Tina Fey.

Ahhhh, Tina Fey. I think she might be quite possibly the sexiest American woman today. She beats out Ellen by having glasses and a scarred up face. Tina Fey should be miss America. I said it. She is smart. Crazy smart. Beautiful, and Hilarious. These are the women to have. Hell, that's why I'm with Drew. (Side note: 30 Rock is the new Ally McBeal, but funnier and Tina Fey doesn't have a eating disorder.)

Jaime Foxxworth, that just amazes me. I think it is almost funny that she went from Family Matters to an actress that was in porn. The thing is, she smoked so much weed that she didn't want to work and she thought that porn would be easy money. Really it's sad. So is my life.

Anyways, I wanted you to know that, sweet reader. You who mass in the millions. I salute you. Word, bitches.